>> Reubens Offers Pee Wee Role to Depp

Some completely made-up sounding bunk from Daily Stab today:
“Paul Reubens, who played Pee-Wee in TV shows and films until 1990, has completed two scripts he hopes to bring to the big screen in 2009. Until now, Reubens planned to reprise the role himself, but admits he has spoken to Johnny Depp about taking on [...]